bummer poem


bummer lamb bums milk off

random teats

sticking its head up

between the crooks

of thighs

its toothless mouth

is soft and pink and hungry


bummer lamb gets bumped off

big moms

unshorn ewes with sharp hooves

don’t want to know where you came from


bummer lamb

are you dumber than

your brothers and sisters

or will you become wily

and make milk from nothing given

only taken


bummer lamb

have you heard of a bummer poem

the ones about death and disappointment

bummer poems abandoned by

bummer writers

wilting in their seats

bummer poem sticks its own

wooly head between different thighs

bummer poem’s snout snuffling

in crotches and crooks

for something good


bummer poem gets dumped

and born on the screen

bummer poem

knows how to be obscene

bummer poem thinks

sucking on something

anything

is better than nothing


bummer poem wants milk

bummer poem wants snuggles

bummer poem wants to run and jump

and buck with the other poems

the whole lot of them clomping up and down

the nursery paddock

where all the little poems and lambs grow stocky


bummer poem gets its balls banded 

with a tight rubber ring

bummer poem eventually loses its balls

they fall off, shriveled and preserved and fuzzy

like a lucky rabbit’s foot

bummer poem 

leaves bummer testes somewhere in the baby field

and bummer dog

missing leftover placenta

finds all the bummer balls

and eats them where bummer boss can’t kick him.


bummer poem grows big bellied

on its own words

at night bummer poem is like all the other poems

curled in corners piled up bodies limbs longing


what happens to the bummer poem

after all the bummer lambs die


first bummer was Hungry Girl with her little white collar

a scrawny bummer of a bummer

needed help even stealing

three times a day

she grew so slow

that one morning

after all the non-bummer lambs scattered away

her suffocated squished body still lay still

bummer tongue poking out above 

newly breached bottom teeth

bummer lambs get tossed to into birdy wash

and the ravens get fat and silky.


or bummer Hungry Boy

jumped up legs like a dog

curled into arms like a baby

gets big on sneaking fresh milk

then gets weaned like the rest

gets on with the other lambs

bummed brotherhood in the fields

only to get lured into the big truck trailer

by a flake of alfalfa tossed

deep into its metal body

little lamb hooves all clomp the same

in a feeding frenzy

while we folded up the back gate.

bummer lamb became bummer meat.


but what about bummer poem? 

bummer poem dangles motherless

from bummer lips

bummer poem builds its own home

between the bodies of other lambs

they share wool and warmth

bummer poem

gets borne from 

budding breaths

bummer poem finds milk

in the kindness of others

and in alcohol and in weed

and in mixing them a little bit

but not too much

because bummer poem has a 

proclivity for blacking out

and bummer poem needs to get home

bummer poem

grows up to get eaten

just like all the other poems

bummer poem might not be a very good poem

but at least bummer poem learned 

to bum enough to get by

bummer poem is still giving it a try

bummer poem still didn’t die

bummer poem becomes bummer sheep

because bummer poem learned to eat.